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"I'm home!" You yelled into the house, arms full of shopping bags from different stores. Your mom had taken – more like dragged- you on her yearly overhaul shopping trip.  She said she was "Preparing for winter, since we don't by school clothes together anymore."  
With a grunt, you drop the bags on the floor. And when you looked up again, your boyfriend Romano was there, eyeing the bags as if they would explode.  
"What's… what's all the stuff, ______?" he asked, kicking a bag and looking at the logo on the side.
"Mom's shopping trip…" you mumbled tiredly.  
He nodded, understanding. "Well, do you want to lie down? You don't need anything from me, do you?"
You smiled at the hinted selfishness in his voice. "No, I don't think –"  You stopped mid sentence, a devious plan hatching in the depths of your imagination.  You smiled then evolved into an evil grin. "Actually, sweetie, there is something I want you to do for me…"
That's how you ended up in the closet. Trying on clothes. With your little Lovino tied up outside sitting on the bed. Like a hostage. And, in a sense, he kinda was.  
Sighing, you pull on the first things you rummage out of the bags from earlier. A green polo shirt and black cargo pants you bought from God knows where.
"Okay, babe, I'm coming out now~" You cooed, pulling the door open.
Romano sat there, where you had left him, not saying a word.
"What? You don't like it?" you asked, coming over to him and sitting next to him on the bed.
"Meh. It's alright, I guess." He grumbled. "Can I go now?"
"Of course not! We still have three more sacks to go through!" You giggled, while he sweatdropped.
Next up was a beige t-shirt with M.A.S.H written on the side, paired with camo pants that you had to squeeze into. This had turned into a challenge to make Romano happy, and you had confidence in this one. You slipped out the door to be judged.
All you got was a blank, confused stare. "What's so great about it?"
This made you throw a mini tantrum. Your face scrunched up and you stomped back in the closet to find something else.
But sadly, everything else you tried on got pretty much the same reaction.  Same stare, same "You look okay, I guess…"
Steaming now, you had to find a way to win this game. You had one thing left in the bags, and it was, in your opinion, the greatest weapon in your arsenal.  Smirking, you slipped it on.
Walking – confidently – out of the closet, you struck a pose in front of the bored looking Italian. Suddenly, he lifted his head from his hands, blushing.  "What do you think now?"
You were wearing a strapless orange sundress that you bought on clearance at (insert store).  In your mind, it filled out your curves perfectly, and you absolutely ADORED the color. But you were dying to know what HE thought of it.
"Well… I guess it's… Mm!" he started, until you ran up and smashed your lips to his.  Frankly, you were annoyed that he wouldn't tell you straight up what he thought of you. But you already took action to correct that.  
I know what you're thinking. By kissing? But wait, dear reader, and you will realize what is about to happen.
Slowly, you snaked your arms around his neck, him still in very deep shock by the surprise attack. When you two ran out of air, you broke apart, gasping.  
"Why don't you tell me how you really feel?" you whispered sweetly in his ear, and he blushed a brighter red than earlier. You smirked, then stood.
"So, what do you ACTUALLY think of this, Romano?"  you tried again, this time knowing you would get a better answer.
"You're… you'rebeautiful." He mumbled, running his words together.
"I'm sorry, what was that?"
Suddenly, a crazy, lovely demon replaced your boyfriend's body. "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, ______!" He screamed at the top of his lungs. "I LOVE YOU!"
Request for :iconoyaai: & :iconhetaliaxreadersoc:. I sure hope ya'll like it!

This came to my mind when I was in the dressing room at JCPenny's. and it stuck there. FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

So, when your sexy sax player finally got home, she cleaned her room and set to work, finally finishing this *cough* terrible *cough* masterpiece at 11:50 at night.

Please fav, comment, watch, whatever you see fit!

p.s. Do unicorns have utters? :iconthinkingplz:
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AmIProdigy Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Only girl unicorns
BlueLight01 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awwww so cute!!! Lovi is cute!!!!

And I think unicorns don't have utters exactly but they have nipples like horses... Well at least the females do!
idk about male unicorns (or male horses) *shrug*
LulzAwesomeCakes Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
no... they're horses... only female cows have utters... <- is being a smart ass :P
TrinaChan Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
If you look at the genetics of a unicorn I believe they more closely related to the horse species. The description of said unicorn is that they have the body of a horse with a magical horn growing from their head. Therefore unicorns do not have utters. I admit I do not know very much about the creatures. So if you want a more detailed description I would ask fantasy creature expert Arthur Kirkland, also known as the personification of England.

dear god I'm living up to my nickname. DAMN you world history and geography class! My name isn't Sheldon Cooper! STOP CALLING ME THAT! :iconupsetplz:
anw1008 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
i know how you feel my friends call me smart Alec because i am the only child in my class with a 105 in my science class (btw graduating from 5th grade and friends still jealous of me)

In my science class, EVERYONE tries to partner-up with me for the group projects because:

1. The teacher refuses to call me anything but "Sheldon Cooper" and "Hermione Granger"
2. I have a 103%
3. I know a lot of next year's science already, AND the next year's (the genetics year :dummy: I LOVE genetics!) science
4. I spew out information of every topic (whether it be science, history, etc.), generally whenever someone asks a question about it


And I don't do that ONLY at school; I've seriously talked to people on here about neurotoxins (and how various types of it affect the body), breeding (...It was related to Pokémon, mind you), different gun types and the "best" guns there are, detailed-history about quite a few countries...I swear, there is NOTHING that's holding me back from being either Sheldon or Granger XD"
TrinaChan Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Then we are Sheldons in arms! Sheldons UNITE! :iconsheldoncooperplz:
cheezburgr39 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I WANNA JOIN. I ranted about how the movie "Captain America The First Avenger" is NOT "The Avengers" movie when Mom said it was. lol
TrinaChan Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I believe you have to make a point to a GROUP of people, CONSTANTLY. sorry.
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